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22.12.05
 
[incessantly.]
perfection.
i can honestly say that my last post was the most random and irritating one i've ever done.
i'm considering deleting it.
i hate using two words that end in -ing next to one another.
i'm learning some finnish. it is similar to estonian.
what's funny is that i can speak all these different languages, but i hate talking to people in general.
especially in english.
english is the most boring language.
oh well.
i just did my invoice for this week.
there isn't much new going on.
testing new software that streamlines aim conversations to your email.
i can't wait to try it out on my friends.
enemies.
friends.

so it's been a couple of hours since that business.
i don't feel so sick anymore.
i took my brother around and we got some lunch.
chipotle. guacamole. so good.
anyway i'm back and i have an incredible story.
i just got off the phone with a steve buckstene.
steve is a loud character and seems to be the kind of person to say exactly what pops into his mind at the same moment it is there.
some background on why he called me.
i work for an encryption company.
we create software that is highly secure.
i'm the person people call when they don't know how to use their software.
or get random errors or forget their passwords.
i usually get calls from people saying, 'i can't get my thingy to work.'
no. i really hear that.
so steve and i are talking about one of our programs called securdatastor.
i was explaining to him how to encrypt files onto a flash drive. [which many people refer to as a memory stick.]
so in the middle of my speech, steve almost yells out, 'oh wait a minute i don't have my stick in! hold on.' [grunts.... possibly reaching for it??]
'okay, i'm sticking my stick in.'[more grunts.]
it was at that point that i broke down.
i laughed straight at this guy for a solid minute.
i couldn't even say anything without laughing.
guess what's on the other end the whole time, without me noticing?
silence.
when i finally managed a few words like, 'now open up blah blah blah'
steve quietly interrupted me for the second time.
'whaat?...... oh!'
we laughed for a bit about the whole ordeal and i finally showed him how to use his stick the right way.
oh steve. thank you.
turns out i am still human.
i guess some of the reason i laughed so hard was because in some way it reminded me of this.
you must read that now.
really.
i'll wait.
so i've taken about two bites out of my ridiculously sized burrito.
aaron will be here tonight.
i'm kind of still in disbelief.
i'm sorry to those of you who think i'll be at your christmas parties this weekend.
i'll be busy.
and i'm sorry to those of you expecting me in philadelphia this new years. [rike, i owe you so huge.]
my plans have changed.
drastically.
i wont even be moving there until march or later.
i am moving.
just not there.
secrets make me interesting.








[to future sweet dudes who want to tell me i'm hot based on an over edited picture of me making the 'look to the side, myspace' face - don't.]
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